Crackass: The Movie

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NEWS 12/10/05: We didnt go anywhere. I know it said that "Assass" was due out in October. We're trying to get it out as soon as possible =D

NEWS 9/13/05: We have a new mailing site. Check it out and send us your comments. (we can now actually respond to your comments unlike with Walla.)
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NEWS 7/07/05: The new Assass site is up...well sort of...check it out at

http://assassthemovie.tripod.com

NEWS 6/8/05: The NEW Assass commercial/movie preview is finally out! Head on over to the "Download the Movies" page and get it!

NEWS 5/30/05: New website for "Assass" will be launched soon along with a brand new commercial for that movie. Stay tuned for more details!

NEWS 5/13/05: We're so popular (or unpopular lol) we even have a hate video dedicated just to our movies! check it out at http://triple-es.net/?sss=vids (its the one called "Crackass piss take").

NEWS 5/3/05: New character Yeti Boy is introduced. He later gets kicked by an elderly woman while he is in a dufflebag. She called the police, and luckily, we got the heck outta there. Two police cars showed up about an hour later. Ridiculous.

NEWS 4/25/05: We will shortly make the "Assass" commercial with new footage we have! (your ideas matter- keep emailing us!)

NEWS 4/18/05: We just started filming Assass on Friday night. We dont have very much footage yet, but most of it is completely retarded, so thats good. The movie may take a long time to complete seeing as how we will be taking a totally different approach than we did our previous two movies. Once it is done, it WILL be available for download, cuz im cool like that. The previous two movies are also currently available for download on the "Download the Movies" page. Each time, we are improving our movie-making. If you remember, the movie "Dumbass" was terrible, then "Crackass" was a lot better. It actually looks like this "Assass" will be decent :D

NEWS 4/17/04: New characters are "Weed Man" (David), "The Ron" (Ron), and "Shit Mike" (Mike).

"Crackass" is the second and most successful and lamest movie in the series of movies from 'Tim, Jon, Hayden, Pete, Benj, Ryan, TJ and a bunch of lil people'. "Dumbass", the first movie, broke all of the rules. It could not be placed into a genre, and it was designed to be that way.

What fun is it if your movie can be stereotyped or placed into a genre?? We dont want to be like Jackass, CKY, or Bumfights. Some people misunderstand that when they see the "ass" in our name. We want to do stupid stuff, but still maintain a memorable movie that outweighs the stunts. Thats the idea behind all of these movies. Dumb stuff, catch phrases, crude humor, and pop-culture parodies are the basis of this stuff dude. The point is to be the biggest douchebag of all.

You're special if you're reading this. Yes you. You will get a chance to take a look into the lives of these dumbasses.

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Ron says: "Im THE RON, you bitches!"

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